mgs3:

lustcry:

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

direct action

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tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

I’ll reblog this every time.

mcavoy:

just a fun fact donald trump was harsher on kristen stewart breaking up with rob pattinson than he was on literal nazis yesterday.

c3po:

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms